I’ve spent a lot of time thinking, going through all lot of my “problems” in my head. Then I realized that no matter what, in the end there will be someone else that understands. Someone that no matter what will stick their neck out for me, put up with the bad times, make me smile when I’m sad and hold my hand when I’m confused. I will fall in love, I will be loved.
i really miss dry-humping
That hilarious moment when you get to shoot someone 10 years older than you down.
Also, I’ve replaced the word “bitch” in my vocabulary with the word “cunt” seems to get the point across MUCH better
“Don’t take this offensively”
Don’t EVER say something if you start the sentence with that. Because you know damn well you’re going to piss someone off.